from Russian class, an email:

I have no idea why I sent you a copy of the syllabus, rather than a copy of the list of articles I’d like you to look at.  The only realistic explanation is that communist agents have infiltrated my computer, my office, my home, etc. They are relentless — as viewers of jolly films such as The Chekist will understand — since I have gained international recognition for my technological (especially computer) skills, am astoundingly well organized, never make mistakes and always make sure that my letters, notes and other communications are precisely crafted and supervised by a crack team of MIT and Cal Tech specialists.