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Lunch Links:

• Rio de Janeiro chosen by IOC to host 2016 Olympic Games.

• CBS News producer attempted to extort $2M from David Letterman in exchange for keeping mum on affairs with female staffers. Also: Meet the extortionist.

• Next Best Thing: Same-sex divorce now legal in Texas.

• Too Broke To Die In Detroit: Bodies of city’s poor being abandoned in morgue freezers due to lack of burial funds.

• Ted Williams’ frozen head used for batting practice.

• Controversial Danish cartoonist: No comedy found in Muslim world.

• I, for one, welcome our new centenarian baby overlords.

• Well-dressed robbery suspect walks out of courthouse after being mistaken for lawyer.

• Man returns for soda he purchased just prior to robbing the store.

• Elderly woman fights off bear. Difficulty: With a decorative pillow.

• Free 14” TV for winner of rat killing contest.

• Lunch List: 12 Accidental Deaths you won’t believe.

• Above: “Bus Stop” misspelled in the aptly named town of Failsworth.